8 More Ugly WordPress Themes
My second installment of ugly WordPress themes.
I scour the internet for these so you don’t have to ;-) Actually and unfortunately, I really don’t have to search very hard for them. But hey, I save the links and take screenshots and give them to you in a nice tidy package. That counts for something, right?
Best Magazine – I’ll have to disagree with the title of this theme. It isn’t SO bad but the black and yellow rollovers just destroy this theme for me.
Quoting – I like the concept but the text is unreadable and I am not fond of brown that is the same color as baby poo. (I’m looking at you Zune).
WordPress Theme Well, beyond having an original title I just don’t get this theme. It isn’t exactly ugly but I don’t know what they are going for here – travel, postage, corn oil?
Blue Christmas – I have nothing against decorating for the holidays but this is too much. The dark blue background, snowmen, candy cane icons and the snow. You can’t tell from the screenshot but this theme also uses the falling snow plugin/javascript. Classy.
WP-Christmas – I guess I’ve been collecting some of these links since the holidays. I’m not sure how orange is a christmas-y color and that Santa is way too creepy.
The Blogasaurus – This theme says it features vibrant colors. I would have to agree with that statement.
The Cloud – I don’t know … the blues just really bother me. I might just thing the colors are ugly rather than the actual theme.
Exchange District – Wow! This is *really* red. It’s listed under Real Estate themes – I guess it would work if you’re selling to vampires or citizens from the village of the dammed.
photo credit: spierzchala
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May 7, 2009 at 1:50 am
That’s unfair, Kim. You’re not reviewing the themes but how they look at default. Any theme can be tinkered with, as you know.
That brown can easily become white, for instance.
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May 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Hi Ari – I am definitely judging a book by it’s cover in this instance. I have not installed or tested the functionality of any of them.
May 7, 2009 at 4:34 am
The second one is gross :) A couple of others are not really ugly though they are cluttered or use full page background images.
Why don’t you post more beautiful themes :P I am still in search, thanks for the arthemia recommendation. Right now, I am also taking a look at the new wpthemedesigner themes.
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May 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hi Ajith – I don’t encounter as many beautiful ones. I do have you in the back of my mind but have not come across ones that meet your criteria.
May 7, 2009 at 5:02 am
Lovely!
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May 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Thanks!
May 7, 2009 at 8:25 am
Well, I think you’re entitled to call out how lame and ugly these themes are. Especially Zune poo and Blogosaurus. Those are my two faves. :-)
I do think you did yourself a disservice by having the ugly dog as your picture. The ugly themes can only look better by comparison.
May 7, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Hi Jim – Zune poo – LOL I had to refrain myself from sending you that dog picture yesterday.
May 7, 2009 at 9:15 am
Well the first one, with a little CSS magic, as you said, the green and black thingies can go and it can become a pretty nice theme. As for the others i have a pretty bad taste generally so i can’t comment :P
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May 7, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Hi Stratos – I don’t think you have bad taste – you picked a wonderful theme for your site.
Are most people going to edit the CSS or know how?
May 8, 2009 at 9:37 am
You are right about that one. I guess the designer had to make it a bit nicer. Even i find it too “loud” :)
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May 7, 2009 at 9:53 am
HA, not only was this awesome, but I got to see the dog again. My morning’s off to a pretty rad start. Thanks.
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May 7, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Hi – Maybe we can make tomorrow 3 in a row – 3rd time’s a charm ;-)
May 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
WP-Christmas and The Cloud are clearly Artisteer themes.
I think that as that tool becomes more popular we are going to see a flood of amazingly ugly themes.
It used to take skill to design and code even the ugliest theme. Now with Artisteer, any idiot can churn them out by the dozens.
I am surprised we are not seeing themes that look like Elvis painted on black velvet or knitted toilet paper holders.
Actually, Artisteer themes are so ugly that I think they should be in a category by themselves. It’s not fair to include them with the other ugly themes.
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May 7, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Hi Margaret – Thanks for visiting and commenting :-)
How do you know? Have you worked with Artisteer? I only came across it recently and was annoyed that it made theme development seem as simple as clicking some buttons. I didn’t try it.
I think I might like the velvet Elvis theme ;-)
May 7, 2009 at 11:46 am
Wow, the The Blogasaurus is very, um, UNIQUE.
:-)
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May 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hi Vered – It know I’m getting old but it hurts my eyes.
May 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I think the “The Blogasaurus” and “The Best Magazine” ,are really ugly, rest of them ok, The last one – ” Exchange District ” is actually quite nice, I believe not all the people may think of vampire when they see it. I think as someone said above you can focus more one beautiful things.on
May 8, 2009 at 9:24 am
Exchange is probably personal – I just don’t like the color red.
May 7, 2009 at 3:10 pm
You know, I knew they’d be ugly and I guess you’d have a picture of that dang dog in the post somewhere, yet I clicked over anyway.
I don’t get that about myself.
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May 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hi Tracy – Yeah – whatever you do, don’t look behind you ;-)
May 7, 2009 at 9:10 pm
This post was really funny and why did that dog look familiar?
May 8, 2009 at 9:25 am
Hi Manshu – He might be a famous for being so ugly. I sent a link to the photo through twitter too.
May 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm
That’s not the kind of famous anyone should be :)
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May 8, 2009 at 1:42 am
I kind of like Exchange District, but I know that will get old real fast. I’m not crazy about the others, especially anything holiday themed
May 8, 2009 at 9:26 am
Hi Carla – I can’t imagine changing my theme just for a holiday.
May 8, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Some are really bad while some are pretty decent and may do well with some changes
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May 9, 2009 at 7:27 am
Hi Madhur – Changes could help some of them but I’m looking at them as is ;-)
May 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Dammit, now I’ll have to stop working on blogosaurus. :) But in all seriousness, that photo of the dog scares me.
~ Kristi
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May 9, 2009 at 7:28 am
Hi Kristi – The dog is scary – I also feel really sorry for him.
I would love to see blogosaurus on your site ;-)
May 8, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Hey, my dog looks like that and he is crushed now. I told him not to talk it personal, it’s just Kim doing her blogging duty.
:)
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May 9, 2009 at 7:29 am
Hi Jannie – Sorry about your ugly dog ;-)
May 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
The Christmas one is the worst. It does not really has a Christmas feel. As for the last one A pagan site will fit in :P
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May 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Hi Kurt – I hadn’t thought about a pagan site … and you’re right – that theme doesn’t make me think of Christmas at all.
May 10, 2009 at 9:59 am
Love the ugly dog pic! :)
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May 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Hi Colleen – I’m starting to feel bad for that dog …
May 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
That third one makes it impossible to concentrate on the actual content. So much going on all over the page :)
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May 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Hi Gennaro – I really don’t know what they are going with on that one. There’s nothing really wrong with the various pieces but it doesn’t work well as a whole.
May 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I’m so relieved that the new theme I chose for SciScoop Science didn’t make it on to your list. It’s not perfect but a great modernisation of the previous version…
May 12, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hi David – That’s not ugly :-) I had to do a little investigation to locate the actual theme though …
May 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I modified it of course, with my own graphics, and I figure that seeing as I got it with my hosting package, there’s no reason they should get free advertising ;-) Unless they make me an offer, of course.